Omglob. Tara tho.
“I knew my hard work had not been in vain the day I pulled out the stained Playboy magazine, its pages stuck together with (what I now hope was) dried orange juice.”
“As one point and the gradient are known, use the formula y – y1 = m(x – x1).”
Damn it Luke, this is what happens when you tumblr on your phone at your school desk.
“This might be the single most satisfying accomplishment the human animal can achieve.”
…I swear this is a book about homesteading.
“Little is known of this secretive, solitary migrant, which apparently prefers drier marshy areas with some trees and bushes, and streams inside forest edge, but is also found in wet marshes and ricefields.”
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. >_>
I’m at work so let’s see, the closest book…
“H-1022 and H-1304 are heavy-duty and designed for heavier loads.”
Pallets. They’re talking about pallets.
And I plead the 5th.
“In my hand I held the tract, containing the sudden death of the liar; to which narrative my attention had been pointed as to an appropriate warning.”
OH COME ON